domingo, mayo 13, 2007

El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte III de III)

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- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte I de III)
- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte II de III)
- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte III de III)
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Fecha: Sat, 16 Sep 2006 06:54:02 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Salam Brother.
How are you today ,
I hope all is well you if so that be to almight God in heaven amen. please Mr Severo i am very worried to hear from you since few days i have not hear from you again that is why i am serious because of my urgly situation here in africa so pls i will like you to get back to me so that we can know the next thing without weasting our time , moreover there is political crises in my country which it may cost war tomorrow , and i want to know how far you have done with lawyer if there is details you can tell me ok
I hope to hear from you.
Zainab.
Correo recibido 13 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Y ahora esta metiendo prisa porque puede que mañana estalle la guerra en su país. Y además menta al Dios cristiano pidiéndole protección (o algo así)... ¿se habrá convertido al cristianismo?

Fecha: Mon, 18 Sep 2006 06:45:17 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zainab!
I wrote to your lawyer but I didn´t get any response.
How things goes? Is war overthere?
Take care and regards.
Correo enviado 13 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Ahora soy yo el que está esperando una respuesta. Quizá me he pasado un poco preguntando si ya hay guerra por allí.

Fecha: Wed, 20 Sep 2006 10:16:49 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Please if you are a joker do not contact me again because my lawyer told me that you are just a joker and if you realy know that you are not a joker you should adhere to my lawyers instructions ok.
If you are not ready to follow my lawyers instructions then do not contact me again.
Zainab.
Correo recibido 14 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
¡Me van a pillar!. Lo sabía, me pasé con lo de “¿Qué?¿Hay guerra por ahí?”, al más puro estilo Gila. Y hombre, un bromista no soy, pero tampoco soy alguien dispuesto a dar de comer a estafadores.

Fecha: Thu, 21 Sep 2006 10:39:53 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi again Zainab!
War, your dissease, charity are serious matter enough for not joking about them.
I just told your lawyer that I love travel and than now I have some free days and some money for traveling and I would like to know a new country.
That was all. Is there any problem with me going there? I think that papers can be done faster being me there and furthermore I can know a new country (my real hobby).
Was that for considering me a joker?. I should feel offended now.
Take care of your disease Zainab.
Regards.
Correo enviado 14 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Mira que digno me pongo... y ahora voy y me ofendo.

Fecha: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 03:54:44 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear sir.
Thanks for your mail, iwhich country are you from? we are abidjan cote d ivoire so you can buy your ticket and fly down here so that we can get everything done but my lawyer advised me to look for another person that you are just a joker.
Let me know the situation from your side so that i will try to convince my lawyer about your rediness to help me.
Zainab.
Correo recibido 15 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Y dale con el abogado, metiendo cizaña. Nunca me gustó ese tipo. Y la otra, ¿qué?, que quiere que vaya a visitar un país al borde de la guerra. Si es que no te puedes fiar de nadie.

Fecha: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:23:42 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zaiinab!
My sitiation now is that I don´t trust on your lawyer. I susspect that he doesn´t want me there for any reason, perhaps for keeping money to him. I think that lawyers are unreliable around the World. Is any way of continuing the process without your lawyer?. Take care Zaiinab.
Regards.
Correo enviado 15 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Me enfadé. No quiero ver al abogado ni en pintura. No me fío de él.

Fecha: Fri, 22 Sep 2006 05:40:12 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Sir.
Thanks for your mail and you have to know that my lawyer is a good man but if you are not comfortable with him you can contact the security company directly so that they will also deal with you directly.
Hoever, i hope that you do not have any other bad intention which made you want to avoid my lawyer, if not then deal directly with the security company.
Please contact the company and get back to as i beleived that my lawyer must have given you all the contact of the security company.
I will be waiting to hear from you.
Zainab.
Correo recibido 16 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Sí, sí, seguro que el abogado es una buena persona, un angelito. Además tengo que aguantar que se dude de mis intenciones. Se cree el ladrón...

Fecha: Mon, 25 Sep 2006 09:23:21 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Mr Severo
I thank you once again, Please i want to know how far you has gone with the LAWYER, why i am trust the lawyer because he is the person that knowns my condition very well, and he have made a solid promise that his power the transation will go safe, But if you did not trust him then you can come down to my country and discus with Security Company ,
thanks
waiting to hear from you.
Zainab
Correo recibido 17 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Si me están entrando ganas de ir a Csota de Marfil. Seguro que me tenéis preparado un gran recibimiento.

Fecha: Mon, 25 Sep 2006 13:20:39 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi!
As I told you before, I prefer avoid your lawyer. I don´t trust him. I´ll be confortable talking directly with your Security Company. Your lawyer didn´t give me any contact of the Security Company, so I couldn´t do anything. I think he is really interested in being in the middle of the matter. Could you give me the contact data of your Company or should I ask for them to the lawyer.
Take care and best regards.
Correo enviado 16 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Aquí cada uno a su rollo.

Fecha: Tue, 26 Sep 2006 07:03:23 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dearest One .
I was at the security company today to inform them that you are my guardian who will be receiving my consignment in your country so they gave to me their contact details that you have to contact them with your full name and address where they will deliver the consignment to.
Here below is the contact of the security company.
DR MOUSA CAMARA.
Director Cargo Department.
Solid trust Securities Inc
OFFICE TEL:+22506446987.
Direct line:+22508076061.
Email: solidtrustsecuritiesinc@yahoo.com
I have already told them that you will be contacting them so try to email them your full name and address of where you wish to receive the consignment ok and please do not disclose to the security company that the consignment contains money since my late father declared that the box contains family treasures such as gold and diamond. Please send to me your contact phone as i want to talk to you.
Zainab Hassan
Correo recibido 18 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Para ser una enferma terminal esta mujer se mueve bastante. Y quiere mi teléfono... ¿habré ligado?.

Atención a tres detalles del correo, que por si tenía alguna duda sobre el asunto, lo dejan todo, si cabe, más claro:
• El director de la compañía no coincide con el que dijeron antes que sería,
• La dirección de correo de esta importante compañía de seguros es de Yahoo!
• Por último, casualmente, el teléfono directo del director de la compañía de seguridad es EL MISMO que el del abogado... en fin.

Fecha: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 04:20:52 -0500 (CDT)
Asunto: The Zaiinab matter.
Para: solidtrustsecuritiesinc@yahoo.com

Mr Dr Mousa Camara,
Mrs Zaiinab Hassan has told me that I have to contact you for a matter.
Do you need more information or you already know what I´m talking about?.
In case of you knowing the matter, please, tell me which is the next step.
Best Regards.
Mr. Severo Quesada.
Correo enviado 17 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Me presento nuevamente porque este no me conoce, a no ser que se lo haya contado el abogado, porque deben compartir despacho, ¿no?; porque si no, no me explico la coincidencia del teléfono.

Fecha: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 02:37:06 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Severo,
I am still waiting for your message. like I have explained my condition to you, i want you to hasten up because i am in danger here.
thanks.
Zainab
Correo recibido 19 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Y Zainab que sigue metiendo prisa.

Fecha: Thu, 28 Sep 2006 05:49:14 -0700 (PDT)
De: "solidtrust securitiesinc"

Dear Mr. Severo Quesada. .
We are in receipt of your mail in respect of the consignment of Ms Zainab Hassan which her late father deposited with our security company before he died and Ms Zainab Hassan informed us that you are her guardian who will be receiving her consignment in your country.
However, you are required to reconfirm to us your address where the consignment will be delivering to via Diplomatic Courier Services with your contact for for easy communication.
Once we receive your address then we shall go to the court to make the change of ownership of the consignment to your name as the new beneficiary because without the change of ownership from the court there is no way the consignment will be deliver to you in your country. We shall call you tomorrow as soon as we have received your contact address.
Yours faithfully.
Dr Mousa Coulibaly.
Director Cargo Department.
Solid Trust Securities Inc.
Abidjan-Cote D IVOIRE.
Correo recibido 20 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Ahora lo que quieren es mi dirección, pero ni de broma se la doy, que esta gente es capaz de venir a buscarme.

Fecha: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:32:17 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "solidtrust securitiesinc"

Mr. Dr Mousa Coulibaly.
Is it possible that I go there in person, directly. Now I´m on holidays and I love visit new countries. In that way, make all papers will be easier and faster, aren´t they?. Sorry for delaying my response but I wasn´t connected to Internet last days.
Best regards.
Correo enviado 18 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
La misma historia de antes. Que si puedo ir yo para allá, que tengo curiosidad por ver como es un país en guerra.

Fecha: Sat, 30 Sep 2006 08:33:20 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zainab,
I have already answer to the company. don´t worry.
The matter goes on.
Bye.
Correo enviado 19 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Este mensaje es para que se tranquilice, que en su estado estar tensa puede ser muy peligroso, y yo también tengo mi corazoncito.

Fecha: Mon, 2 Oct 2006 04:53:20 -0700 (PDT)
De: "solidtrust securitiesinc"

Dear Mr. Severo Quesada. .
We are in receipt of your mail so we need your details so that we can process the consignment and without your details there is no way we can process the consignment in your name.
Yours faithfully.
Dr Mousa Coulibaly.
Director Cargo Department.
Solid Trust Securities Inc.
Abidjan-Cote D IVOIRE.
Correo recibido 21 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Más de lo mismo, que lo que quieren de mi son mis datos.

Fecha: Mon, 2 Oct 2006 03:57:38 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Sir.
Thanks for your mail, i am glad that you have contacted the company so do let me know when they contact you ok. I will be waiting for your reply.
Zainab.
Correo recibido 22 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Sí, sí. Cómo si no supieras como está la cosa.

Fecha: Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:47:43 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zainab,
URGENT; URGENT;... BE CAREFUL!!!
I went to the Western Union office with all the papers for making the transfer of money, but by choice, I realised of something incredible.
Comparing some emails from your lawyer and the one from the director of the security company are the same.
I think the are preparing something ilegal with your money and with the money of the charity.
Be careful. What can we do for avoiding that danger?.
Take care Zainab and best regards.
Correo enviado 20 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Bueno, pues esto va tocando a su fin…

Fecha: Thu, 12 Oct 2006 10:28:52 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Sir,
Thanks for your mail, But i would like to tell you that i really trust the Lawyer because he is the only person that are trying to make sure that every thing is Normal.

So i am telling you to go back to western union and made the payment with the instruction of the Lawyer, There is no danger for this transation if you can follow me till the end i hope that there is nothing can stop it. And i want to know that you are delaying this transation , If you are not interested to help me pls tell me so that i can look for anyother person to help me. I receive your last mail on 30th but today is 11 which is a week and somedays now you have not write to me.

If you really want to help me just go and pay the money through Western Union with the instruction of the Lawyer, I think told you before that you should come and settle every thing by yourself or you bring your own lawyer that will help us .

Thanks waiting to hear from you.
Correo recibido 23 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Uy, que seria se ha puesto.

Fecha: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 05:00:38 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zaiinab!

How can you trust your lawyer knowing what I told you about his telephone number?
Is the same number than the one of the Security Company.
They are trying to cheat you, Don´t you realize?

I think that something is not clear around this matter...
I´m so sorry Zaiinab, for you, for the charity (and also for me and my 2 millions), but while your lawyer is in the matter, I won´t send any money.

Take care and be aware.

Best Regards.
Correo enviado 21 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Pues yo serio también.

Fecha: Fri, 13 Oct 2006 10:40:53 -0700 (PDT)
De: "zaiinab hassan"

Dear Sir.

Please do not write me again if you are not ready to send your contact phone and details so that i will speak with you on phone, The lawyer is attached to the security company that is why they recomended him to me.

You always like complain please do not write me again if you are in for a joke ok.

Zainab.
Correo recibido 24 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Lo que yo decía, que esto toca a su fin.

Fecha: Sat, 14 Oct 2006 01:47:09 -0500 (CDT)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi Zaiinab!

I think that being not sure about the total loyalty of your employees, is better for me left here that matter.

I just hope that in the few months that you will be still alive, you be able to donate all that money to charity.
It´s hard read that I´m considerer a joker when I only wanted help poor people in general, and you in particular.

Take care.
Regards.
Correo enviado 21 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Punto y final (o eso parece).

Fecha: Tue, 24 Oct 2006 02:38:31 -0700 (PDT)
Asunto: Good News
Para: "Severo Quesada Samaniego"

Dearest Severo Quesada Samaniego ,

I'm happy to inform you about my success in getting those funds transferred under the cooperation of a new partner from indiana. Presently i'm in India for investment projects with my own share of the total sum. meanwhile,i didn't forget your past efforts and
attempts to assist me in transferring those funds despite that it failed us some how.

The contacts of the lawyer is as follows;
Barrister John.
Email:info_john1@yahoo.com
tel: +225 0571 0860

him to send you the total of $550,000.00 which i kept

for your compensation for all the past efforts and attempts to assist me in this matter. I appreciated your efforts at that time very much. so feel free and get in touched with my solicitor John and instruct him where to send the amount to you.

Please do let me know immediately you receive it so that we can share the joy after all the sufferness at that time. in the moment, I’m very busy here because
of the investment projects which me and the new partner are having at hand, finally, remember that I had forwarded instruction to the solicitor on your
behalf to receive that money, so feel free to get in touch with Barrister John, he will send the amount to you without any delay.

Yours Faithfully

Zainab
Correo recibido 25 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
¡Que bueno!. Diez días más tarde vuelven al ataque, y para darme dinero por ‘los servicios prestados’,… hay que ver que detallazo.

Fecha: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:17:32 -0600 (CST)
Para: "zaiinab hassan"

Hi dearest Zainab!

Congratulations! I´m so happy for you and for all the people that finally will receive your help.
Did you finally change the lawyer?. I´m happy also for that.

About the money,... I really didn´t do anything so I don´t deserve it, but if you are so generous and you want to share that with me, I´ll accept it anf use this money to help needed people here.

I´ll contact the new lawyer about this matter, and I´ll send also the message to you.

Best regards and take care.
Correo enviado 22 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Para que vean que yo ‘también’ soy buena gente.

Fecha: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 03:23:46 -0600 (CST)
Para: info_john1@yahoo.com
CC: zainab_hassan44@yahoo.com

Hello Barrister John,

Mrs Zainab Hassan has send me the message below.
Which is the process?

Thank you and best regards.

Severo Quesada Samaniego.

*** adjuntado correo anterior ***
Correo enviado 23 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Otra presentación de mi mismo,… voy a acabar conociendo a toda la familia.

Fecha: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 02:44:10 -0800 (PST)
De: "j john"

Asunto: ATTN MR SEVERO

JOHN MANDASS ASSOCIATE
rue 250Boulvard D' Cocody Df'
COTE D'IVOIRE ABIDJAN
WEST AFRICA
30th /10/2006

ATTN SEVERO

I HERE BY RECEIVED YOUR MAIL AND I ACKNOWLEGED YOU AS A FORIEGN PARTINER OF MISS ZAINAB HASSAN WHICH SHE INSTRUSTED ME TO SEND THIS CHEQUE OF $550.000 USA DOLLARS TO YOU, I'VE BEEN CHECKING MY EMAIL DAILY TO HAVE THE MAILING ADDRESS WHERE I CAN SEND THE CHEQUE.

SO I WILL SEND THE CHEQUE TO YOU AS SHE INSTRUSTED, BEAR IN MIND THAT THIS CHEQUE WAS ON CHEQUE DRAFT PAPER ,SO YOU CAN SEND YOUR MAILLING ADDRESS NOW. AND YOU HAVE TO PROVIDE ME WITH THE MAILING ADDDRESS AND THE CHARGES AS THUS: YOU CAN CHOOSE ONE OF THOSE OPTIONS SO THAT YOUR CHEQUE WILL RICH TO YOUR DESTINATION OK

SENDING THROGH ONE OF THOSE OPTIONS WILL COST YOU.

FEDEX : $220.00
UPS : $240.00
DHL : $295.00
DILOPMATIC SERVICE: $ 800.00

NOTE THAT MISS ZAINAB HASSAN DID NOT LEFT ANY CASH FOR THE CHARGES. YOU CAN CHOOSE ANY OF THESE CHARGES AND SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTERN UNION WITH BELOW INFORMATIONS AS FOLLOW AND REMEMBER TO SEND OUR CHAMBER YOUR CONTACT ADDRESS AND YOUR DIRECT TELE PHONE NUMBER SO THAT WE WILL NOTIES YOU THE TIME YOUR CHEQUE POSTED:

NAME = OSUJI .N. FRANK
Address = 110 Boulvard D' Cocody Df'
Abidjan Cote D'Ivoire
West Africa

YOU ARE ADVICE TO SEND THE MONEY THROUGH WESTEN UNION SO THAT IT WILL ENABLE OUR CHAMBER SEND YOUR CHEQUE FOR ANY OF THE OPTIONS YOU MAY CHOOSE OK PLEASE REMEBER TO SEND US THE CONTROL NUMBER QUESTION AND ANWERS OF THER WESTEN UNION.

YOURS FAITHFULLY,
HON.BARRISTER.JOHN CULU
JOHNMANDASS§ASSOCIATE
TELE PHONE +225 05 71 08 60
SECRETARY OSUJI N FRANK.
Correo recibido 26 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario: Ya me parecía raro,… o sea, que tengo que mandarles primero los gastos de envío. De todas formas, como ya hay confianza, han bajado sus precios, de los 1500$ iniciales a estos insignificantes 220$. El caso es sacar algo.

Fecha: Mon, 30 Oct 2006 05:27:25 -0600 (CST)
Para: "j john"

Hello Mr Mandass,

That is a great notice!!!
My wife works for the company UPS so we can do some privileged actions.
Exits a way that you can send the object (a cheque in that case) and I´ll pay here the cost of the sending, but as my wife works there the final cost will be 0.
That is really good, isn´t it?

Is possible do that?

Thanks a lot, and inform me, please.
Regards.
Correo enviado 24 – Experiencia Nigeriano

Comentario:
Me ha dado por salir por ahí, ya ves tú.

******************************************************************************************
- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte I de III)
- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte II de III)
- El Nigeriano por Daniel González (Parte III de III)
******************************************************************************************

4 comentarios:

Dani dijo...

Impresionante hasta dónde puede llegar la ignorancia de alguna gente... ¿De verdad alguien es capaz de creerse que le van a dar hasta dos millones de dólares con esa historieta? Eso por no mencionar la de incoherencias que tienen los mensajes, que se pilla antes a un mentiroso que a un cojo...

Por cierto, qué paciencia ha tenido Daniel González, el autor, para seguirles el juego durante nada menos que tres meses. Gracias por publicar este trabajo. Muy bueno!

Maligno dijo...

Dani es un crack!!

Nacho dijo...

Muy bueno, muchas gracias por compartir esto. Además del trabajo realizado, que no es poco.
Me he reido un rato con el "Nigeriano".

Macpherson dijo...

Muchas felicidades por todo. Tan solo una anotacion: ¿Cuantos hospitales con internet y ordenadores conoceis? y ¿cuantos habrá en Nigeria?
Un saludo

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