Un informático en el lado del mal: ¡Oh! ¡Qué lástima!

lunes, febrero 04, 2008

¡Oh! ¡Qué lástima!

¡Oh¡ ¡Qué penita, ya se han dejado de vender los Calendarios Tórridos!!

¡A todos los que lo comprásteis 1024 Gracias!. Ahora es tiempo de cerrar cuentas y enviar el dinero que se ha sacado. Os informaré de los números fináles y de la transferencia realizada. Para que este momento quede inmortalizado os dejo este coche-retrato al oleo-ducto.

Calendario Torrido

Saludos Malignos!

3 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...: Se te ha olvidado pintarte los músculos :P; 3/2/08 11:44 p. m.
Anónimo dijo...: Ahora, ya lo ideal del todo, es que después de comprarlo llegaran... ¡1 mes esperando!; 4/2/08 9:05 a. m.
Chema Alonso dijo...: @anonimo, deberían haber llegado todos, si no te ha llegado entonces ponme un mail pq se han enviado todos!!!; 4/2/08 9:15 a. m.

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